Basically, I've got one person who is an author, is still interested in ponies, puts up with me emailing him stupid snippets of scenes and then never talking about them again because I can't write, and responds to me. Present Perfect is a gem and amazing and I apologize for the nigh constant emails of random shit that comes into me head. (This is what happens when you're cripplingly introverted, but you still want friends. I'm like a